AISubs v3.7
This is my family home.
Your first greeting. I'm nervous.
It's okay.
Dad and Mom said they were looking forward to it.
I see.
But...
We're a little different, but don't be surprised.
What are you talking about? It's okay.
Thank you.
Well, let's go.
Oh, well...
Here?
Yes.
We're standing in the middle of a hill and it's very slanted.
It's weird, isn't it?
Do you hate me now?
No, I don't care about you at all.
I don't hate you.
I'm glad.
Well, let's go.
I'm back!
Excuse me.
Um...
Hmm?
Oh, here.
Hmm?
Is this the room?
Yes, this is the room.
What kind of structure is it?
A hill used to stand here in the past.
Did you leave it as it is?
It costs a lot of money to flatten it, so my dad told me to leave it as it is.
Oh, why did you leave it as it is?
It's cute, isn't it? I like it a lot.
Yes, I think it's good.
Do you want me to open it here?
Yes, please.
Excuse me.
Oh, it's heavy.
There are some tips at first, but do your best.
It's heavy.
Because gravity is coming down.
You'll get used to it.
I see.
Oh, it's hot.
Can you do it? Are you okay?
Don't pinch your fingers.
You're right.
I've done it many times.
Oh, I see.
It's dangerous.
Oh, it's hot.
Oh!
So you're Hiroshi!
I'm Keiko's father.
This is bad.
Have a seat. Come in.
Sit?
Yeah, come in.
What do you mean by "sit"?
Yeah, you came a long way.
You mean I should sit here?
Yeah, yeah.
You came a long way.
Have a seat.
Come in.
Is it okay, Hiroshi?
Can I sit here?
No, you can't sit there. You have to sit here.
What are you talking about?
Why are you asking me to sit here?
Hurry up and come here.
What are you doing?
Hiroshi!
What are you doing?
Hiroshi!
What's wrong with you, Hiroshi?
Hiroshi!
Don't you want to sit on the couch?
I'm just a little weak.
Are you just a little weak, Hiroshi?
Hiroshi!
Then let's go back there.
Yeah, I think you should go in from here.
My first friends who came for the first time sometimes do things like this.
Yeah.
Hiroshi, are you embarrassed?
Wow, you're so shy.
I'll sit down.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hiroshi!
My dad made time for me.
I'm sorry.
I'll sit down right away.
Wow, he's nervous right now.
I'm nervous.
You don't have to be nervous.
Sit down, Hiroshi.
This is tiring.
Okay.
Wow, Hiroshi!
Hiroshi!
Dad, don't sleep like that, Hiroshi.
What are you doing that looks so painful, Hiroshi?
If you're a man, sit down.
This is...
Hiroshi?
Wait...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What are you doing all of a sudden?
I'm sorry, Dad.
It's my first time coming here and there aren't many people who sleep like this at home.
Hiroshi, you have a bad attitude.
Hiroshi-kun!
Hiroshi-kun, you're sweating.
I'm nervous.
You're sweating because you're nervous.
I've been nervous for a long time.
I see.
Have you sat down?
Yes, I have.
Hiroshi-kun!
Keiko-chan, can you sit down for a moment?
Do you want me to sit down first?
Yes.
Can I?
Then, I'm sorry.
You're already at home.
I'm here every day.
I see.
That's amazing.
Keiko-chan, you sit down for a moment.
Yes.
Keiko-chan?
I'm going like this.
Keiko-chan?
Keiko-chan!
My elbow is thin.
Keiko-chan, you're unusual.
This corner is important.
Using this corner...
Keiko!
Should we go while holding hands?
Is it okay?
If we're together, we can overcome difficulties.
Show me.
I'll follow you.
Let's go together.
Are you ready?
One, two...
Okay!
It's still daytime!
Let's pretend we didn't win.
Who is this man?
You're sweating.
Mom!
Mom! Tea!
Yes, yes.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
Mom! Tea!
Are you okay?
Mom!
I'm sorry!
Keiko!
I didn't bring tea.
What are you doing?
Don't leave me alone!
I'm sorry, mom.
Mom! Bring me another cup of tea!
Yes, yes.
Mom used to be good at this.
Hiroshi, bring him more tea.
I'll go over there.
I'll go.
Okay, let's go.
Mom!
Was it that heavy?
It's hot!
It's fast!
Hiroshi!
Let's talk here!
No!
What are you talking about?
It's a tough house, isn't it?
It's not tough! It's fun!
Really?
You're all wet.
My little brother is here.
Brother!
Bring me a towel!
Thank you!
Wait a minute.
Is he your little brother?
He's my little brother.
He's called Tatsuya.
Is he like that?
Tatsuya always goes somewhere.
Because he's embarrassed.
Oh, right!
My little brother is here, too!
Let me introduce you!
My little brother!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Is this okay?
Nice to meet you!
I'm your older brother.
My little sister is your younger sister.
Nice to meet you, brother!
This is sudden, but...
I'm not wearing these pants anymore.
I'll give you this as a gift.
I think it'll look good on you, so try it on.
Thank you very much!
It was a lie, wasn't it?
Can I try it on?
Don't you want me to wear it?
I want you to wear it, and if it looks good on you, I'll give you a gift.
Understood!
I'll do whatever you want me to do.
It's a chance for us to get along.
Please sit down!
This is for me.
Do you have a pen?
This is for you.
Wow.
He's lively.
He's been like this for a while.
I'm getting used to him.
I'm sorry for not running like this.
Go ahead.
I was cold when you crossed me with your pants.
I was cold when you fell.
I was cold when you did that.
I'm sorry, Oni-san.
I'm doing my neck, so don't do that.
I don't think I can see that face anymore.
I'll do it.
Where are you going while wearing pants, Iroshi- kun?
Don't do it, Iroshi-kun.
Is it okay for you to marry such a guy?
I'm just wearing pants and asking you to show me.
What do you think of Oni-san's pants?
It's okay.
But it's small.
But Oni-chan's legs are thin, so I think it suits you.
Oni-chan!
How are you?
I'm fine.
You're kind.
Oni-chan.
Wow, Oni-chan.
You look better now.
Why do you say that?
You're the worst.
Iroshi-kun.
Papa, use it for me.
Me?
But it looks good on you.
Papa, you look good in it too.
Me?
Sometimes you have to wear young fashion.
I know, but I'm in front of you.
I can't show you my ugly clothes.
That's what you're talking about, Papa.
Papa, you look like a ski jumper.
Papa, you're crossing the line.
I take off my socks at home.
How was it?
I took off my socks. Was it a mistake?
Papa.
Papa spends the longest time at home.
That's right.
He spends the longest time at home.
I'm going to do it.
This is how you do it.
This is how you do it, Hiroshi.
How many years do you think you've lived, you idiot?
Ouch!
Papa!
Did you hit me?
Your thighs are red now.
Are my thighs red?
Can you do it here?
Can you do it here, Albert?
I love playing like this.
I learned how to do it from you, Keiko.
Yes, look at this.
It's amazing.
This is my specialty.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
That's right.
I'm Keiko.
I'm your father.
Nice to meet you, Keiko.
Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to come to this house anymore.
No!
Okay.
See you later.
Thank you very much.
It's amazing.
This is it.
I wonder if the store will accept me as a reporter.
Excuse me!
I'm sorry!
What's going on?
Welcome!
Wait...
You're all...
Customers?
Yes.
What?
What's with the camera?
Aren't you a customer?
I'm from a show called "Heavy Eye" on TV.
Put it there.
Where?
There!
Look at it!
Look at it?
Look at it!
I'm asking you what you said.
I'm from a show called "Heavy Eye" on TV.
I see.
What is it?
Put it there.
What's going on?
You should know! I made yakisoba!
Yakisoba is everywhere! Where did you make it?
Here!
But it's dirty. Your hands are covered in sauce.
I've made my customers wait in a tourist bus in the past.
That's my trauma and I hate making my customers wait.
But you made it dirty enough for you to get buried.
Right! What are you going to do in a tourist bus now?!
You can't make me wait!
You can't come to a country like this!
I might come!
I'm saying this because I don't like it!
So...
Are you going to eat it?
You're touching it with your hands.
He's eating it.
He's eating it. It's dirty!
Are you going to eat it?
Can I have some?
I can't get chopsticks out of it, so eat it.
I'm sorry.
There are chopsticks in it, but I can't get them out of it, so eat it.
What do you mean "eat it"? Give me a plate or something.
I'm going to eat your yakisoba!
What a genius!
Eat it!
How is it?
It's better than I thought.
It's good, isn't it?
It's fun, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
Don't eat too much of it.
It's for sale, isn't it?
It's for sale.
Hey you!
We have a customer! Get out of the way!
Get out of the way, you bastard!
I'm going to beat you up!
Are you okay?
How is it?
Give me some cream.
Cream, okay?
Cream?
Yakisoba?
Wait a minute.
Is there cream in yakisoba restaurants?
Where is it?
Cream?
Oh, there it is!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you very much.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Yes, yes, yes.
There is yakisoba on top of soft serve ice cream.
What?
This is sweet and salty and delicious.
That's right!
No way!
This is delicious!
No way!
You don't know.
Our main is yakisoba.
Yes.
The most popular one is soft serve ice cream.
We are not in a situation where we can laugh at all.
We eat a lot.
Do you want to eat soft serve ice cream, too?
Can I have it? I got yakisoba.
Do you want it?
Shall we look for it?
Please look for it.
Oh, there it is.
This is...
What?
Where is it?
Here it is.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You don't know.
I said it's okay.
You eat a lot.
I...
What?
Have you ever thought of soft serve noodles in this restaurant?
Soft serve noodles?
Yes.
What? Is it delicious?
Is it like yakisoba?
No, no.
Ramen?
How many years have you been running this restaurant?
Soft serve noodles?
No, we don't use yakisoba noodles or anything like that.
Soft serve noodles.
Soft serve...
You don't know. You don't know.
Eat it.
Then, I'll eat it.
That...
I'm going to use that thing in Hokkaido.
"Chichi".
No, I don't talk about "sanchi" at all.
It's only yakisoba.
Eat yakisoba, too.
Oh!
What is it?
It's a call.
A call?
Wait a minute.
I'm going to answer the call now.
Shall we answer it?
Don't interrupt me!
I'm going to answer the call.
Wait for about 30 minutes.
I got a call.
Did you get a call?
Is it okay?
Is it still ringing?
Is the call okay?
Shut up!
I'm going to answer the call.
It's ringing.
Isn't it already wet?
What?
Yes, hello.
Oh, Kousei's entrance!
Yes, yes.
One medicine book, one medicine book, yes.
I'll bring it right away.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
What's wrong?
I'm going out, so I'll go.
Oh, oh, oh, you're going out?
You go out like that?
What?
You go out like that?
Wait, aunt!
What?
What?!
It's ringing!
Yes?
Oh, are you okay?
Yes, I'm going out, so you go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm going out.
Oh, it's a show.
Okay!
Thank you!
You came like an alien.
I'm sorry.
I thought I was going to die like that.
That's amazing.
It's the first time I've seen such a beautiful yakisoba pattern.
A hundred years of conflict between humans and draculas.
Finally, humans tied dracula to a cross, and the battle seemed to be over.
However...
What?
You're alive! You're alive!
Hey!
Hey, you two over there!
You're alive!
Hey!
Why don't you say something?
Are you dead?
Hey!
I'll wake you up.
The cross is in the way!
The cross is heavy!
Hey!
Hey! Are you alive?
Hey!
I'll wake you up.
Hey!
What's wrong?
I have a stomachache!
What's wrong with you?
It's not your clothes!
It's your clothes! Look at it!
Look! It's alive!
It's a Dracula 7 cross!
Isn't it alive, too?
It looks like it's waking up!
I'll wake it up like you!
Do it! Do it!
Oh, it's heavy!
The floor is scratched!
I will wake you up now!
Oh, it's alive!
It's alive!
What's going on?
It's alive!
Oh, it's alive!
But the cross will die!
That's right!
It's the most deadly cross!
That's right!
That's why we're definitely the first in history!
Why?
It's a revolution!
It's a Dracula zombie!
It's not weak!
It's the strongest species!
It's not weak!
I'm thirsty!
We've been doing this for a hundred years!
There's something!
What's this?
There's something in it!
It's heavy!
Is there something to drink in it?
Drink it! Drink it!
I can't reach it!
It's stuck!
Let's drink it!
You sleep!
You drink it first!
Thank you!
Can you sleep?
Are you okay?
I see! Be careful!
Are you okay?
It's stuck!
What are you doing?
You're like a gymnast!
I can only do this!
You're like a gymnast who went to a Dracula kindergarten in the south!
It's embarrassing!
Can you do it?
Wait a minute!
Like this!
It's been a hundred years!
Drink it!
It's no good!
Watch out!
Hey!
It's delicious!
That's good!
It's stuck!
Don't hit it like that!
I have a legendary secret!
Draculo, start up!
How is it?
Awesome!
I can only use this.
Why only this?
Let me drink it next time.
I'm at my limit.
You should drink it.
Don't laugh under my nose.
Don't say like that.
It's not like water.
It's the worst.
I know you can't drink it from behind.
What should I do?
It's cool!
It's stylish!
Can you do it?
Let me do it!
Drink it!
Are you okay?
You said something weird.
It's in my nose.
I want to bite my nose.
Stop it.
You can't bite your nose.
You're lucky.
Are you okay?
Are you lucky?
Are you okay?
I'm at my limit.
What should I do?
It's like the last scene of a concert.
I'm at my limit.
It's scary.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Dracula, Tomtop, Ribos!
It's cold!
What's wrong with you?
You're dying.
You'll wake up soon.
You're right.
It's water.
It's been 100 years.
You've been bald for a long time.
You've been bald for 1,000 years.
What's that?
Look at that!
It's almost morning.
This is not good.
If the light hits Dracula...
Close the curtain.
It's too high.
I can't reach it.
This is not good.
We have to do something.
We'll die.
It's cold.
It's like the last scene of a concert.
It's like climbing.
Let's do it.
Be careful.
It's heavy!
Are you okay?
It looks painful.
I like your exercise.
Do you want to do it?
Do you want to do it together?
Like this.
Let's do it together.
Can you do it?
Let's do it together.
Be careful.
Good, good.
You can do it.
A little more?
If you look closely, it's amazing.
I'm sorry.
I'm injured.
I couldn't see it well, but it's probably very dangerous.
It must have been dangerous.
I'm really injured now.
You'll die if you do your best.
No, no, no!
Don't do it!
What?
I didn't die.
That means...
We're zombies after all.
Lucky!
Okay!
It's a little itchy.
I'm going to break it normally.
Oh, I wanted to do it.
I'm fighting a different battle alone.
ZOMBIE WAR
So we've collected the three contests.
The set is amazing.
First of all, I'd like to make a decision for Mr. O-Dove.
We can't do it even if we had an idea in our heads.
First of all, we can't do it, so we can't come up with an idea.
That's right.
It hurt properly.
I thought I wasn't in good shape when I was licking it.
This kind of proper contest is...
You're laughing at the exaggeration.
No, it's not an exaggeration.
I'm sure you all have that image in your head.
You can't see it.
And DRACULA.
He also put it up.
It was dangerous, wasn't it?
On the contrary, it was so dangerous that I couldn't put it up.
It was that dangerous.
You said, "Let's stop."
That's right.
That's about it.
I thought it was like that.
I was licking my nose.
It smelled.
It smelled like this all the time.
And YAKISOBA.
YAKISOBA.
It was surprisingly difficult until we filmed it.
It was amazing.
There were more YAKISOBA on top of YAKISOBA on the top than on the bottom.
When we started filming, Tetsuya often said, "This isn't supposed to be like this. Wait a minute."
I was trying so hard to fix it with duct tape.
It was sticking out a lot.
I was wondering how professionals would fix it.
I was looking at it seriously.
It's a chance to study here.
From a professional's point of view, I didn't know YAKISOBA would fall down like that.
I was wondering how professionals would fix it.
I was rolling around with duct tape.
I was like, "It's fixed now. I can't see it."
It's fixed now.
Thank you.
There's a board in it.
I was like, "It's stupid duct tape."
It's not duct tape.
It's just duct tape.
I was relieved.
It's duct tape before humans can reach it.
The result was amazing.
The last scene was amazing.
It was really amazing.
I want you to watch the video yourself.
I want you to watch it.
It's my favorite scene.
It's amazing.
I can't see it.
He can't come back, can he?
Thank you very much!